I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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