Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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