I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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