Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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