My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
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