Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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