Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I know her cup size but not her name....
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