There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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