Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
You pole danced in your parka.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
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