My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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