It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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