She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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