I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
