its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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