are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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