dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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