This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
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