No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
