it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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