Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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