I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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