right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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