Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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