What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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