No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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