Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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