he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Randomize
