He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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