Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
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