No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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