im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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