he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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