in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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