I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Boobs speak an international language.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Randomize
