My nipple is on Facebook.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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