I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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