I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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