Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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