i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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