ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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