We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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