AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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