absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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