I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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