Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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