Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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