Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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