she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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