Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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