Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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