this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
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