the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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