I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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