windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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