It's Friday. Sex?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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